Yo ho Sebastian/gay pirates

This water is too salty for me to even drink

I'd rather walk the dreaded plank than stay another week

<It's you my love, Youre my land ahoy. Yeah you're my boy>

And I'm stick of being beaten, and whipped and lashed to death

I want one night with no bad dreams, bit I won't hold my breath

But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy.

<Yo ho Sebastian, let's go far away, somewhere where the captain won't be mad

Yo ho Sebastian, I wanna love you good. We deserve much better than we've had>

They say they're going to kill me, if I look at you once more. They singed my hammock yesterday, so I'll sleep on the floor

And they put glass in my sandals so my feet would bleed all day

And they forced me to wear them or they said they'd make you pay.

<...>

The captain found out bout us, and ordered them to throw

Us both over-board tonight, together we must go

But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy

And I hope they didn't tie up, your hands as tight as mine

I'll see you on the bed of this blue ocean, mate, sometime.